Game Recaps:
Game 1:
In one of their hardest fought victories to date, the Chug Monkeys won by forfeit as the opposition failed to show up.
Game 2: Chug Monkeys versus Piston Broke.
For those of you that have good memories the Chug Monkeys were previous spanked by Piston Broke. They are better remembered as the team that wasted time by kicking sand at each other and kicking the ball around the court. However this match up was a far different story! Sean got the team off to a great start with a sweet serving streak. Chug Monkey Dan then repeated the dosage in the second half as Piston Broke continue to crash and burn. Truly one of the most pleasing victories to date!
Final Score: approx 55-20
Season Record:
31 Wins , 17 Loses
Inside the Chug Monkeys:
Ladies night
With project Emma piking close to game day, the Chug Monkeys were forced to field a squad with only one chick this week. Chug Monkey Dan decided it was time some action was taken. Therefore he made it his personal mission to find some fresh female talent for his band of misfits. However as we will see, he was forced to think outside the square.
1900 phone sex Chick: Hi there stud you’re talking to Moana.
Dan: Finally someone is speaking to me, the last 3 chicks hung up.
1900 Chick: Don’t worry baby I like it rough
Dan: Great cause I can be a real bastard out there on my beach. Especially with finals coming up. Just ask…well all of my teammates.
1900 Chick: Team mates? So you’re into the group thing? That’s hot. So tell me your favourite position.
Dan: Generally I prefer it when my team is on top of things for the whole 30 minutes. But it’s also exciting when we seem down and out and disinterested, but then come from behind at the last second.
1900 Chick: 30 minutes I’m impressed.
Dan: Actually we do it twice in one night. Generally I’m fairly selfish and do all the scoring. And of course I take a nap after.
1900 Chick: That’s exactly what I like to hear baby.
Dan: Great, so you’ll come and play volleyball this Sunday?
1900 Chick: Volleyball? Why the f*ck would I want to do that?!
Dan: No offense but I thought a girl in your line of work would be happy to try just about anything.
1900 Chick: Piss off! Especially if it’s that team Wing Man Bruce plays for!
Dan: How do you know him?
[1900 Chick hangs up]
Dan: So he’s stealing my potential recruits now.
[Dan proceeds to take a photo of Wing Man Bruce and himself from his wallet and tear it to pieces]
Dan: I have no wingman!
Project Gemma: Dan I haven’t been able to find my phone since I got back from China.
Dan: Hey I just found it.
[Dan proceed to hand Gemma back her phone he just made the last phone call on at $8.99 a minute]
Project Gemma: Thanks Dan. You’re not such a bastard after all!
Dan: Not until you get that phone bill anyway.
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