Good Chug Bad Chug

Game Recaps:

This week the Chug Monkeys were conspired against with their game times being changed at the very last minute. However Chug Monkey Dan still had faith that his charges would regain composure and get the job done.

Game 1:

The Danless/Talentless grease monkeys broke Chug Monkey Dan’s heart and his faith in Chug Monkey Kind with a first up loss. Sadly that’s all that needs to be said.

Game 2:

The Grease Monkeys apparently clawed their way back from a 15 point deficit to record a memorable 3 point win 46-43. However my guess is that they made that up so we’d all concentrate on the game 2 result and ignore the game 1 loss. No such luck losers, I’m onto your sh*t!


And finally a big thanks to Chug Monkey Moose (Leanne/bubble headed optimist) for allowing the game time to change without protest. Please send your hate mail to Leanne at: Im_a_f*cking_idiot@moosemail.com

Season Record:
20 Wins
16 Loses

Inside the Chug Monkeys:

This week Sean, Gemma and Jase popped into see Chug Monkey Dan whilst he performed house sitting duties for T & L.

Jase: How’s the house sitting going Dan?

Dan: It’s strange, its like something has come over me since I’ve been staying here.

Sean: What do you mean? But anyway, I just thought I’d say sorry about all those unforced errors of mine and me hitting the ball into your head from point blank range and losing the match the other week.

Dan: Hey don’t worry I’m sure thats just part of you showing Chug Monkey spirit. Yay!

Gemma: Dan what the f*cks wrong with you!?! We lost by 50 points and half the opposition were amputees. Aren’t you even mad??

(Dan blatantly ignores all around him and stares blankly at an old episode of dvd)
Dan: Yeah sounds good.

Gemma: Are you even listening you bastard?

(Dan blatantly ignores all around him and stares blankly at an old episode of dvd)

Dan: Yeah sounds good.

Jase: It appears that he seems to be taking on the qualities of Trent and Leanne. Damn this house!

Sean: Weird! Oh and Dan we lost the 2nd game by 30 points and the opposition didn’t even show up.

Dan: Well the important thing is that everyone had fun and I’m sure you’ll all improve! Yay!

Gemma: We didn’t have fun we lost you f*ckhead, what the f*cks wrong with you!?!

Sean: Hey can I have a tissue?

(Sean wipes nose)

Dan: You idiot that was a limited edition 1991 quadruple ply Kleenex in double mint condition. Never before taken out of its original box.

Jase: Well again we apologise for the way we played Dan…Dan?

(Dan lies asleep on rug)
(Gemma kicks him to wake him up)

Dan: Not on my bleach, not on my bleach!

Sean: Hey Chug Monkey Dan’s back!

Gemma: It could just be Trent stealing and poorly imitating Dan’s quality banter

(Group nods in agreement)
(Gemma kicks him even harder this time)

Dan: I can’t believe you losers are happy to show your faces in public after your recent piss poor efforts. Also that stripper’s body was totally lying there before I ever got here!

Gemma: Now Dan’s back

Dan: To the Alma for a pint?

(Noises of car door slamming and tires squealing are heard)

Dan: Fair enough I should probably put some pants on.