Chugtastic!

Game Recaps:

The Chug monkeys continued their recent fine form with a game 1 victory. However the real fireworks occurred in game 2, where an opposition player who came to be known as ‘that fat chick from court 3’ stole the spot light.


In game 2 the Chug Monkeys burst out of the blocks with 7-0 start. That was before we lost 16 straight points and panic was about to grip Team Chug Monkey. However a barrage of text book Chug Monkey Dan death threats light a fire under his team mate’s asses, and a comeback began. However a certain chubby bogan from across the net was less than impressed when the Chug Monkeys won back the lead. ‘That fat chick from court 3’ soon began to argue and then abuse the referee. The Chug monkeys pulled up a chair and enjoyed the show, whilst kicking fatty’s ass Chug Monkey style on the scoreboard. Even though the Chug Monkeys eventually ran out easy winners, ‘that fat chick from court 3’ continued to argue with the umpire after the match before waddling over to complain to centre management. The lesson here is clearly that if she had directed her abuse at your teammates as a certain Chug Monkey Dan did, then maybe the losing margin would have been as tight the elastic on her shorts and not as wide as her rather large rump. Double victory for the Chug Monkeys, and a double chin for ‘That fat chick from court 3!


Season Record:

13 Wins
13 Loses

Inside the Chug Monkeys:

Out of options and out of time, this week Chug Monkey Dan had no option but to interview the one person who couldn’t seem to keep their mouth shut on his beach this week.

Dan: Well this is awkward, what do you have to say for yourself after Tuesday nights display?

That Fat Chick from Court 3: This is F*cking Bull shit!

Dan: Sorry you voice was muffled by that chicken wing on the side of your mouth. What was that?

That Fat Chick from Court 3: This is F*cking Bull shit!

Dan: So tell us about the Fat Chick from Court 3 off the court?

That Fat Chick from Court 3: This is F*cking Bull shit!

Dan: Are you capable of saying anything else?

That Fat Chick from Court 3: This is F*cking Bull shit!

Dan: I see. Lets try and find some common ground here. What would you say about if Leanne asked you to describe her efforts last week?

That Fat Chick from Court 3: This is F*cking Bull shit!

Dan: Couldn’t agree more! And how would you describe Sean’s recent form in one sentence?

That Fat Chick from Court 3: This is F*cking Bull shit!

Dan: Bingo! Wow this interview writes itself. Ok I have one last question for yo……

(That Fat Chick from Court 3 begins chasing an ambulance after confusing the siren with the Mr Whippy music)

Dan: This is F*cking Bull shit!


Thanks for reading and please direct any complaints to That Fat Chick from Court 3’s email address: i_am_a_annoying_loud_bogan@hotmail.com