Chug Monkey Business

Game Recaps:

Game 1:

The Chug Monkeys decided to serve up a surprise for Chug Monkey Dan this week. And what I mean quite literally is they served the ball consistently into the net, time and time again. Chug Monkey Dan was left wondering how they were meant to defeat the opposition when a stationary object like the centre net appeared to be their biggest hurdle. However the Chug Monkeys some how managed to build a small lead and maintain it for the entire match. At least no one abused the ref this time.


Game 2:

The Chug Monkeys were up against ‘the horizontal folk dance team’ in game 2. For our readers that don’t remember, this is the team that has a name full of innuendo, but it’s an all male team in what’s meant to be a mixed gender league. Horizontal folk dance built an early lead before they were distracted by thoughts of their post match team shower and dropped their concentration and possibly the soap as well. The Chug Monkeys went on to crush this skid mark of a volleyball team by a comfortable margin. Actually they did have a chick on their team this week, but even she was kind of masculine looking. What do you think about that Fat Chick from Court 3?

That Fat Chick from Court 3: This is F*cking Bull shit!

Right on! Now for the first time ever, the Chug Monkeys actually have a winning season record!

Season Record:

16 Wins
14 Loses



Inside the Chug Monkeys:

As a McDonalds Drive through attendant turned down Chug Monkey Dan for an interview during his trip for a post match burger, this week we have something different in store. Now I’m sure there is a portion our male readers known as the ‘loser segment’ who will attempt to cut and paste the bit below and claim it as their own in various emails. Just be aware if you do, no matter who’s team you’re on at practice… a volleyball will be coming hard and fast at your head and/or crotch sometime soon. For the rest of you please enjoy…


The Top Eleven Signs Your Indoor Beach Volleyball team Sucks!

11. Standard team formation is a conga line

10. Spiking and scoring only occurs at post match drinks

9. Half the team is just there to work on their tan

8. Only team to record 10 losses, 3 wins and 2 drownings

7. Your best play is to yell "Shark" after you serve

6. Last weeks' opponents doubled your score, but in your defence they were one of the more upmarket retirement villages

5. You're down 20 at halftime but confident you'll score much better in the swimsuit section

4. It's nothing like that Bay Watch fantasy you had pre-season

3. Your Goalie always turns up late

2. Lead the league in games forfitted through Sing Star commitments

1. The most prominent words in your club song: "Baby got back"


(Credit to Neil for 10,9,6,4,3,1)